Tastefully Offensive

anusking:

do you ever talk to someone and literally everything they say is so fucking adorable and you just wanna talk to them for hours about nothing in particular because talking to them is the best part of your day 

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sheepiness:

zombiegenocidest:

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IM SO DONE

This is exactly how I feel when any of my electronics are about to die and I’m scrambling for the stairs to find my charger.

6ee:

"guess what!"

"what"

"i said to guess!!!!!"

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chubby-nerfherder:

I still only see penis in all of these….all of them.

psyducked:

such-a-retardis:

catswithbenefits:

why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me 

Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.

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p1xel8ed:

You and your friends:

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Me and my friends:

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Whenever someone plays with my hair

lithefider:

whatshouldbetchescallme:

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Or gives soft pets in general hggnnn.

mofspades:

CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS!?!?

Anonymous

well I’m not really sure who this may be but ill answer normally? :o

If we kissed:

  • [] This wouldn’t happen.
  • [] Oh disgusting.
  • [] Again, again.
  • [] Kiss you back.
  • [] Let’s take this to the bedroom.
  • [] Slap/Push you away.
  • [x] Be confused

If you asked me out I’d say:

  • [x] Um no.
  • [] I’m taken-
  • [] Sure.
  • [] HOLY ASDFGHJK YESSSSS.

Can we cuddle?:

  • [] No.
  • [] Ew.
  • [x] Sure.
  • [] YES.

Sex?:

  • [] Let’s do it.
  • [x] No. You can’t handle my d.
  • [] FUCK YES.
  • [] No.

Should you reblog this?:

  • [] Yes. I want to send you one.
  • [x] Yes.
  • [] No.
  • [] You already did.

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

heliolisk:

I will never be happy because I crave attention from people but I also want to be locked up in my room with unlimited food and a comfy bed for the rest of eternity

OHMYGOD

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